"Wersja 0.1.7 «Callistus I»" told nobody whether Callistus was the
fifteenth pope or the hundredth, and the changelog was the one place the
ladder is actually read. pope_line() derives both facts from popes.json --
the ordinal, and the `reign` string exactly as the table spells it, so the
one reigning pope keeps his single year instead of being padded into a
range he never had.
It appears in all four places a version is named: the group announcement
(header and every block of a backlog), each section of DOCS-changelog.md,
/healthz, and the !papiez caption, which now describes the release's pope
in the same sentence it uses for every other one.
The changelog's copy is checked rather than trusted, like the heading name
already was: a test walks the raw file and compares each line against
popes.json, so a hand-edited ordinal fails here instead of in a group.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_017w1HZ3cZ7neL3rFdQ6VMBA
Adds !papież / !papiez / !pope: a random pope as a photo, captioned with his
Latin name, reign and pl.wikipedia link. popes.json already carried a Commons
portrait filename for all 267 and nothing had ever consumed it.
The Latin name comes from the Latin column of Poczet papieży, not from the
la.wikipedia sitelink. The sitelink resolved for all 267 and was still wrong:
la.wikipedia numbers several popes differently, so #154 came out as
"Stefan IX — Stephanus X" in a single caption, which reads as an off-by-one.
The table's own column says "Stephanus Nonus" and cannot disagree with the
name beside it. LATIN_OVERRIDES ships empty; it is a tripwire, not a backlog.
Portraits are cached on disk under CacheDirectory=signal-bot, named from the
ordinal so no upstream string ever reaches a path, and bounded at 267 entries
so nothing needs evicting. Verified that CacheDirectory wins against
ProtectHome=read-only before relying on it.
Also adds POST /_selftest and scripts/selftest.sh. Signal never delivers an
account its own sends, so no command has ever been exercised end-to-end
without asking a human to type it. This injects a real frame into the live
dispatcher; it is loopback-only and refuses any group not in SELFTEST_GROUPS,
which is empty by default.
Verified against the real endpoints, not just the fake: 267/267 portraits
resolve on Commons, regeneration is byte-identical on every previously
shipped field, and !papież was driven 7 times through the live dispatcher in
testbot, returning distinct popes.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_015d48t4qsQLBJnDwDeo2Nom
