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Funny numbers: 69 (nice), 2137 🙏 and five more on every count the stats print
Seven numbers the group finds funny get a marker wherever they show up as
a count: the nightly table, every !stats_* view, !ja, the records and the
highlights. Percentages and shares stay bare (a 69% share is not a 69), and
so does the (N 📷) aside, so one line never carries two jokes. One table,
FUNNY in stats/text.py, and one helper, marked(), so adding a number is one
line. Documented in DOCS-statistics.md.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.8 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-09-04 21:55:33 +02:00
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analytics Handle frames side by side, and budget the bot's own share of a reply 2026-09-04 21:35:34 +02:00
manage Let the operator add aliases from the Commands tab 2026-09-04 16:20:05 +02:00
stats Funny numbers: 69 (nice), 2137 🙏 and five more on every count the stats print 2026-09-04 21:55:33 +02:00
__init__.py feat: rewrite the bot so it runs, and gate it like the other repos 2026-08-29 13:05:42 +02:00
__main__.py feat: the bot can describe an envelope without quoting anybody 2026-08-30 19:29:06 +02:00
aliases.json !good bot: thank the asker with an emoji on their message, not a reply 2026-09-04 21:48:03 +02:00
analytics_command.py release: 0.2.6 «Stephanus I» — dodano !analityka 2026-08-31 23:19:51 +02:00
animals.py feat: serve several photo albums at once, each scoped to its own groups 2026-08-31 11:58:50 +02:00
announce.py release: 0.1.7 «Callistus I» — a version now says which pope, and when 2026-08-30 22:12:09 +02:00
app_commands.py A switchboard: any command off, off until, or on its own cooldown 2026-09-04 15:55:56 +02:00
app.py Handle frames side by side, and budget the bot's own share of a reply 2026-09-04 21:35:34 +02:00
art_command.py release: 0.2.6 «Stephanus I» — dodano !analityka 2026-08-31 23:19:51 +02:00
art.json feat: two commands that answer with somebody else's work 2026-08-31 21:32:07 +02:00
bot.py Handle frames side by side, and budget the bot's own share of a reply 2026-09-04 21:35:34 +02:00
changelog.py feat: releases are named in Latin, and land with the pope's portrait and article 2026-08-30 21:28:41 +02:00
command_settings.py A switchboard: any command off, off until, or on its own cooldown 2026-09-04 15:55:56 +02:00
command_switch.py A switchboard: any command off, off until, or on its own cooldown 2026-09-04 15:55:56 +02:00
command.py Let the operator add aliases from the Commands tab 2026-09-04 16:20:05 +02:00
commons.py feat: a word with two meanings gets the one made of steel 2026-08-31 18:01:27 +02:00
config_env.py feat: two commands that answer with somebody else's work 2026-08-31 21:32:07 +02:00
config.py !good bot: thank the asker with an emoji on their message, not a reply 2026-09-04 21:48:03 +02:00
context.py !good bot: thank the asker with an emoji on their message, not a reply 2026-09-04 21:48:03 +02:00
counting.py feat: the message event log, and the nightly report built on it 2026-08-30 19:14:43 +02:00
custom_aliases.py Let the operator add aliases from the Commands tab 2026-09-04 16:20:05 +02:00
decorators.py A switchboard: any command off, off until, or on its own cooldown 2026-09-04 15:55:56 +02:00
discovery.py feat: the message event log, and the nightly report built on it 2026-08-30 19:14:43 +02:00
dispatcher.py Handle frames side by side, and budget the bot's own share of a reply 2026-09-04 21:35:34 +02:00
endpoints.py feat: two commands that answer with somebody else's work 2026-08-31 21:32:07 +02:00
envelope_shape.py feat: the bot can describe an envelope without quoting anybody 2026-08-30 19:29:06 +02:00
external.py feat: add a photo to the album from the chat, tagged, stripped and verified 2026-08-31 11:20:00 +02:00
folding.py fix: commands resolve when typed on another alphabet's keyboard 2026-08-30 14:22:43 +02:00
good_bot_command.py !good bot: thank the asker with an emoji on their message, not a reply 2026-09-04 21:48:03 +02:00
groups.py feat: refuse to commit personal data, learned from outside the repository 2026-08-30 23:28:29 +02:00
help_command.py !good bot: thank the asker with an emoji on their message, not a reply 2026-09-04 21:48:03 +02:00
http_client.py release: 0.2.6 «Stephanus I» — dodano !analityka 2026-08-31 23:19:51 +02:00
inflight.py Handle frames side by side, and budget the bot's own share of a reply 2026-09-04 21:35:34 +02:00
latency.py Put a gap between the latency report's percentile columns 2026-09-04 21:36:49 +02:00
liveness.py feat: two commands that answer with somebody else's work 2026-08-31 21:32:07 +02:00
logging_setup.py feat: the bot can describe an envelope without quoting anybody 2026-08-30 19:29:06 +02:00
media_sniff.py feat: serve several photo albums at once, each scoped to its own groups 2026-08-31 11:58:50 +02:00
media_strip.py feat: import a folder of photos without importing it twice 2026-08-31 13:22:57 +02:00
media_tags.py feat: import a folder of photos without importing it twice 2026-08-31 13:22:57 +02:00
media_tracks.py feat: import a folder of photos without importing it twice 2026-08-31 13:22:57 +02:00
membership.py fix: a signal-api that is not up yet no longer kills the bot at boot 2026-08-30 15:23:42 +02:00
models.py feat: add a photo to the album from the chat, tagged, stripped and verified 2026-08-31 11:20:00 +02:00
mute_command.py feat: !cisza silences the bot in one group for up to ten minutes 2026-09-04 10:31:08 +02:00
mute.py feat: !cisza silences the bot in one group for up to ten minutes 2026-09-04 10:31:08 +02:00
nearest.py feat: a word the bot does not know gets an answer, and gets kept 2026-08-31 16:48:26 +02:00
pack_add.py feat: serve several photo albums at once, each scoped to its own groups 2026-08-31 11:58:50 +02:00
pack_album.py feat: import a folder of photos without importing it twice 2026-08-31 13:22:57 +02:00
pack_command.py release: 0.2.6 «Stephanus I» — dodano !analityka 2026-08-31 23:19:51 +02:00
pack_custom.py feat: one page to manage the bot, and the tagger folded into it 2026-08-31 14:54:49 +02:00
pack_holder.py feat: one page to manage the bot, and the tagger folded into it 2026-08-31 14:54:49 +02:00
pack_import.py feat: one page to manage the bot, and the tagger folded into it 2026-08-31 14:54:49 +02:00
pack_ingest.py feat: serve several photo albums at once, each scoped to its own groups 2026-08-31 11:58:50 +02:00
pack_ledger.py feat: import a folder of photos without importing it twice 2026-08-31 13:22:57 +02:00
pack_load.py Rebuild the command table on demand, and survive a tag whose file is gone 2026-09-04 10:14:39 +02:00
pack_people.py Let the operator add aliases from the Commands tab 2026-09-04 16:20:05 +02:00
pack_random.py release: 0.2.6 «Stephanus I» — dodano !analityka 2026-08-31 23:19:51 +02:00
pack_replies.py feat: add a photo to the album from the chat, tagged, stripped and verified 2026-08-31 11:20:00 +02:00
pack_report.py feat: import a folder of photos without importing it twice 2026-08-31 13:22:57 +02:00
pack_store.py feat: one page to manage the bot, and the tagger folded into it 2026-08-31 14:54:49 +02:00
pack_tags.py Rebuild the command table on demand, and survive a tag whose file is gone 2026-09-04 10:14:39 +02:00
pack.py Let the operator add aliases from the Commands tab 2026-09-04 16:20:05 +02:00
poem_command.py release: 0.2.6 «Stephanus I» — dodano !analityka 2026-08-31 23:19:51 +02:00
poems.json feat: two commands that answer with somebody else's work 2026-08-31 21:32:07 +02:00
popes_command.py release: 0.2.6 «Stephanus I» — dodano !analityka 2026-08-31 23:19:51 +02:00
popes.json release: 0.0.7 «Telesfor» — !papież, and the bot can test itself 2026-08-30 17:06:25 +02:00
portcheck.py feat: make the bot actually reply on Signal, and gate every way it went silent 2026-08-29 14:37:27 +02:00
portraits.py feat: a word with two meanings gets the one made of steel 2026-08-31 18:01:27 +02:00
quoting.py feat: answer the message that asked, not just the room 2026-08-29 23:01:01 +02:00
registry_holder.py Rebuild the command table on demand, and survive a tag whose file is gone 2026-09-04 10:14:39 +02:00
registry.py Let the operator add aliases from the Commands tab 2026-09-04 16:20:05 +02:00
reporting.py fix: the evening report is one message, not one per thing it has to say 2026-08-30 22:49:51 +02:00
roster.py feat: the message event log, and the nightly report built on it 2026-08-30 19:14:43 +02:00
scheduler.py feat: rewrite the bot so it runs, and gate it like the other repos 2026-08-29 13:05:42 +02:00
schema_commands.py release: 0.2.6 «Stephanus I» — dodano !analityka 2026-08-31 23:19:51 +02:00
schema.py A switchboard: any command off, off until, or on its own cooldown 2026-09-04 15:55:56 +02:00
selftest.py Handle frames side by side, and budget the bot's own share of a reply 2026-09-04 21:35:34 +02:00
served.py Handle frames side by side, and budget the bot's own share of a reply 2026-09-04 21:35:34 +02:00
startup_retry.py feat: the message event log, and the nightly report built on it 2026-08-30 19:14:43 +02:00
startup.py feat: the message event log, and the nightly report built on it 2026-08-30 19:14:43 +02:00
state_dir.py Let the operator add aliases from the Commands tab 2026-09-04 16:20:05 +02:00
store.py A switchboard: any command off, off until, or on its own cooldown 2026-09-04 15:55:56 +02:00
suggest_command.py feat: a word the bot does not know gets an answer, and gets kept 2026-08-31 16:48:26 +02:00
suggestions.py feat: a word the bot does not know gets an answer, and gets kept 2026-08-31 16:48:26 +02:00
transport_base.py !good bot: thank the asker with an emoji on their message, not a reply 2026-09-04 21:48:03 +02:00
transport_fake.py !good bot: thank the asker with an emoji on their message, not a reply 2026-09-04 21:48:03 +02:00
transport_rest.py !good bot: thank the asker with an emoji on their message, not a reply 2026-09-04 21:48:03 +02:00
traps_command.py release: 0.2.6 «Stephanus I» — dodano !analityka 2026-08-31 23:19:51 +02:00
traps.json feat: a word with two meanings gets the one made of steel 2026-08-31 18:01:27 +02:00
trust.py feat: !cisza silences the bot in one group for up to ten minutes 2026-09-04 10:31:08 +02:00
unknown.py feat: a word the bot does not know gets an answer, and gets kept 2026-08-31 16:48:26 +02:00
user_lock.py Handle frames side by side, and budget the bot's own share of a reply 2026-09-04 21:35:34 +02:00
versioning.py release: 0.2.6 «Stephanus I» — dodano !analityka 2026-08-31 23:19:51 +02:00
wiring.py !good bot: thank the asker with an emoji on their message, not a reply 2026-09-04 21:48:03 +02:00
wolnelektury.py feat: two commands that answer with somebody else's work 2026-08-31 21:32:07 +02:00